OK, so this could easily be a donation solicitation from a lefty tree-hugger bunch about how corporate greed (which, by the way, provides most of the damn paychecks in this country) is a terrible, immoral thing and should be stopped before fracking causes the crust of the earth to collapse like a gigantic freaking eggshell (which it may). Or, conversely, it might be a far-right donation solicitation about how registering guns (or, more correctly, gun owners) is going to lead to a legion of lefty-inspired Darth Vader storm troopers descending from a fleet of ecologically correct, electrically driven, cow fart-powered helium balloons to take everybody's assault rifles, melt them down and turn them into plowshares. Which reminds me: does anybody know what one share of an effing plow is worth?

Is it any wonder that most of us are sick of both sides?

But in reality it is neither. And the only contribution we're looking for is 99 freaking cents!

And it's not even a contribution!